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MAKING THE MEDICINE GO DOWN IN THE MOST DELIGHTFUL WAY
The Crusty Sock is the world’s first (and hopefully last) guide devoted to cleaning up after life’s most… intimate mishaps.
From phones to furniture, curtains to coworkers' chairs — this ridiculously funny yet oddly useful manual delivers real advice for tackling the untouchable.
Inside you’ll find:
✅ Practical cleaning tips for common (and uncommonly gross) surfaces
✅ Product suggestions and emergency hacks
✅ Hilariously classy (and classily gross) illustrations
✅ Zero judgment — just laughter, gloves, and maybe a little bleach
Perfect as a gag gift for birthdays, bachelorette parties, white elephant exchanges, or that one roommate who keeps ruining the couch.
Whether you're the spiller or the one stuck with the sponge —
this is your ultimate handbook for life’s messiest mysteries.
41 hilariously dirty items
(And yes, we wrote cleaning instructions for every. single. one.)
From your Tesla to your Keyboard, from your car’s steering wheel to your cat's litterbox—this book covers every questionable surface you’ve ever accidentally desecrated.
Whether it's a wedding dress, a sock, a pine shaped scented tree, or an HR complaint box (no judgment),
we’ve researched, tested, and written down exactly how to clean it. Some items are obvious. Some are deeply confusing.
All of them are real.
All of them are gross.
And all of them are finally getting the closure they deserve.
Clothes
Curtains
Pets
Home Decor
Office
Are You Sh**ing me?
We Sh*t you not.
THE CRUSTY SOCK is 100% legit, printed-on-demand, and available for purchase by people with hands, eyes, and a messed-up sense of humor.
We wrote this book because no one else had the balls to do it. And because—let’s face it—life is messy. Sometimes explosively so. And when it hits your keyboard, your houseplant, or your grandma’s vintage quilt, you’ll wish you had this book.
So yeah, it’s real. It’s hilarious. It’s disturbingly practical.
And no, your mom probably won’t approve.
(Unless she’s the one who really needs to get your load off things.)
"Bought it as a joke. Ended up using it. Twice."
Give it to your best friend. Your worst ex.
Your roommate who always uses your towel.
Your brother-in-law with the mysterious laundry pile.
It’s hilarious, useful, uncomfortably relatable—and guaranteed to make people laugh, cringe, and say:
“Wait… how do you know how to get cum off a drone?”
Perfect for birthdays, bachelor parties, housewarmings, or just that one person who thinks they’ve seen it all.
Trust us: they haven’t.
WRITTEN BY – Noam Sharon & Tal Rosenthal © All rights reserved.
This is a humor book. Do not take it too seriously—unless you’ve actually gotten cum on a ficus, in which case: good luck, and you're welcome.
Any resemblance to real-life incidents is… honestly, probably accurate